Turtles for sale… great for soup!
Current mood: tuesday
First up, I lied, I have no turtles.
OK, so I might have had turtles, it was possible, but come on, think about it, where the hell am I going to get turtles at 4am?
Ya know.. forget that, dont answer… for one I probably wouldnt like it and for another if you tell me then next time I’m bored at 4am I might try to get turtles and then I’d have turtles and it would be your fault and I’d have to vist you in the small hours with them and make them snap at your toes… SNAP! SNAP!
I’m not drunk.
So, I took a random quiz type thing, I got 6/10 on it, not bad considering I dont even know the lass.. ha! I’m just that damn great!
Seriously, I’m not drunk, stop looking at me like that!
However, on the subject of drunk, I did one of those ‘find out what X you are’… well, not an X.. I mean, there is only two Xs at the most (big and small for those of you at the back not keeping up with the plot), so it would be pretty boring.
No, this was a ‘find out what bizzare Jack Sparrow saying you are’… apprently I’m the ‘where has the rum gone?’ saying, which is cool and amused me for a few moments… I might have to watch the film now before bed… curse you person who made me do it by haivng it on her myspace profile *shakes fist in random directions as he has no idea where she is*.
Look, for the third time I’m not bloody drunk ok… I wish I was, but I’m not, its just not happened…
I now have a 2gig iPod nano.
I’m not saying HOW I got a 2gig iPod nano, its just enuff that you know I have one.
To the people just getting in at the back, there are no turtles, forget about turtles, shut up about the damned turtles!
I dunno, you make one false advert and people believe it forever..
whats that? no, I dont have any bloody soup either… nor normal soup now you come to mention it.. look, just shut up and let me carry on typing whatever it was I was typing because frankly your talk of turtles and soup both enrages and confuses me… I mean, where did you get the idea for that anyways?.. what?… oh I dont care that its the subject, I wrote the damn subject and I’m crazy so why on earth would you read it never mind pay attension to it? Look, just.. just get out.. damned trouble maker..
I’m sorry you had to see that, seems some people cant get a hint when I say I have no turtles, I have no turtles today…. nor bannana for that matter… its kinda like a crappy version of WW2 rationing… without the war.. or the rationing.
Why are Latinos Chargrilled BBQ Doritos so damned nice? This bothers me on many levels… 3 through 7 to be precise.. so much so that today I lost my battle of wills against the taste and had to buy some more… thats right, I’m Doritos bitch.. still, 2 large bags for £2 makes it the win!
I should probably go now, I can hear the cheese monster approuch and he seems none to happy that I left his low fat milk in the microwave with a lizzard and a sparrow.. something about chainsaws and ponds not mixing I believe she said. I must put my pants on my head to defend myself from his advances, less he eats my hair and calls me charlie, a name I havent gone by since the great turtle uprising of 20:47.
Again with the turtles.. why… why wont they just leave me alone!