Ramble
I’m going to ramble a bit.. feel free to switch off your brain’s higher functions and come with me…
So, first up, the message chain letter things… why? whats the point? it baffles me infact as to why people bother. Infact, if you are on my friends list and you plan on using a ’see who gives a damn’ chain letter to work out who reads your ramblings you might as well delete me now, for I shant be reposting them. ever.
The questions things… well, they both amuse and annoy me. Amuse because some of the answers are indeed amusing and it does give me a chance to find out various random things about random people, which is nice. Annoy because to a certain degree they come across as being “hey hey look at me!” type things.
So you havent have a shag in ages? The last word you said was ‘fuck’? You’ve got a huge crush on someone? how wonderfull for you… now, what makes you think that some random people on your friends list are going to care?
I’m not saying all the people wont care, some are strange and will, and those who are on your list who are friends will probably know alot of the stuff.. but the random people.. well, we dont need to know.
I dunno, sure I’m a large enuff grabber of attension at times but I prefer to do it by being randomly amusing, not reposting the same thing over and over again.
And yes, I’m aware that I dont have to look but wheres the fun in that?
Talking of fun; bird flu.
OK, you might not see the link but sqint your eyes closed and turn your head 43.5degrees to the left and you’ll be wondering why you are doing that for long enuff that you’ll forget I linked the two things together…
So there was a report on the news the other night about a dead bird having been found on the coast and how someone thought it might have died from bird flu. While watching said news report my mum and sister were coming up with varous ways this bird could have died.
One of the ways put forward was by cat.
cat.
the bird was found dead on a beach… thats a pretty industious cat…
Ofcourse, you cant make a statement like that without my brain pulling up some mental images and this was no exception, for it very quickly presented me with an image of a cat on a hang glider circling above the coast line… suddenly it spots a lone bird below it and with a quick couple of cuts it releases the hang glider and dives onto the bird taking it out in midair…
I was so amusd by this image that I didnt stop to question how the cat survived, but I’m going go with a little cat parachute or something… hey the damned thing was on a hang glider, its not going to forget something like that…
Ofcourse the sillyness didnt stop there.. oh no, that would be too easy.. for the question of how do you stop migratory birds from spreading bird flu arose… ofcourse the answer to the question was simple…
A whole squads of cats in hang gliders patrolling the coast!
Its a damned genius idea… just imagine it, in the air 20 or so cats all in hang gliders and with little head set radios and googles on… then the call comes over the radio “this is squad leader to all cats, targets spotted at 6 o’clock low, call your targets and dive…’
At this command each cat moves its hang glider over its target bird and one by one they cut themselves free… and come with me now as we follow one cat, as it dives towards it unsuspecting target, the wind rushing past, its fur pushed back against it fast, as it comes up fast and fast onto the bird before the camera angle swaps to beside the bird and then a blur as the cat hits the bird and they both fall out of shot…
Now, imagine that played out in the skies above the coast… it would be like a furry battle for britan… with less nazis and more flu…
As before, all cats are assumed to have brought parachutes.
and now i’m spent.. you may turn your higher brain functions back on and remember, todays ramblings were brought to you by the letters C and P and by the number 20…
thank you girls and boys and remember, the squirrels are always watching… beware and on your guard…