Protection
Me :
The humans must be protected.
They must go down the stairs.
Please go stand by stairs.
So that I may protect you.
Lucy :
you really are special!
Me :
Protection is down the stairs.
Please move towards the stairs.
Lucy :
there ARE no stairs here!!
am i doomed?!
Me :
You must find stairs.
Protection is at the stairs.
Humans must be protected.
Please move towards the stairs.
Lucy :
i’m in the middle of bloody nowhere!! there are no stairs!
Me :
You must make stairs.
Protection can only be found near stairs.
The humans must be protected.
Lucy :
make stairs?!?! no thats far too much effort i’m afraid
Me :
Someone must make stairs.
Without stairs you can not be protected.
Humans must be protected.
Lucy :
well…looks like i’m buggered then
Me :
We are sorry we can not protect you.
We will protect you if you find stairs.
Protection can be found at all stairs.
Please find stairs.
Humans must be protected.
Lucy :
what about ladders?!
Me :
Ladders are not stairs.
Protection is by the stairs.
Humans must be protected.
Please go to the stairs.